Lovelorn Liberal Lembit Öpik, MP for Montgomeryshire in Wales, has been seeking pastures new since Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia dumped him, allegedly.

Now we’ve found five lovely ladies who could fit the bill for the Liberal lothario …

… but which one will get the thumbs up?

Carol Vorderman

A favorite with many and certain to be a hit with Lembit, not only for her new line in tight outfits, but also for her mathematical skills. Lembit’s known for his concern that an asteroid could collide with earth – with Carol at his side Lembit would have no problem calculating his chances.

Lady Gaga

With a sense of style guaranteed to tickle Lembit’s fancy, the ballsy stateside dance diva has an ‘interesting’ history as and ‘exotic’ dancer. Shouldn’t be a problem for laid-back liberal Lembit.

Kerry Katona

Lembit likes a lass to have class – and there’s no doubting the class of this former atomic kitten. A good-time girl who knows it’s never too early to start, Kerry’s talent with the tabloids would make sure Lembit gets all the publicity an MP could dream of. Apparently she shops at Iceland – classy!

Harriet Harman

Mum of four Harriet is in every other poll at the moment, so why should this be an exception?

Amy Winehouse

Wild child Amy could be just what Lembit needs after a hard night at the House. Known to be a man with a liking for a girl in hot pants, with Amy in tow Lembit could find himself Liberal spokesman for health quicker than you can say smackhead.

Who get the thumbs up? – you decide!